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Shakespearean Insults

Confuse and insult your friends at the same time by saying the word “you” (or thou) followed by any word in the first, then second and then third column.

Column 1            Column 2            Column 3 

artless             base-court          apple-john 
bawdy               bat-fowling         baggage 
beslubbering        beef-witted         barnacle 
bootless            beetle-headed       bladder 
churlish            boil-brained        boar-pig 
cockered            clapper-clawed      bugbear 
clouted             clay-brained        bum-bailey 
craven              common-kissing      canker-blossom 
currish             crook-pated         clack-dish 
dankish             dismal-dreaming     clotpole 
dissembling         dizzy-eyed          coxcomb 
droning             doghearted          codpiece 
errant              dread-bolted        death-token 
fawning             earth-vexing        dewberry 
fobbing             elf-skinned         flap-dragon 
froward             fat-kidneyed        flax-wench 
frothy              fen-sucked          flirt-gill 
gleeking            flap-mouthed        foot-licker 
goatish             fly-bitten          fustilarian 
gorbellied          folly-fallen        giglet 
impertinent         fool-born           gudgeon 
infectious          full-gorged         haggard 
jarring             guts-griping        harpy 
loggerheaded        half-faced          hedge-pig 
lumpish             hasty-witted        horn-beast 
mammering           hedge-born          hugger-mugger 
mangled             hell-hated          joithead 
mewling             idle-headed         lewdster 
paunchy             ill-breeding        lout
pribbling           ill-nurtured        maggot-pie 
puking              knotty-pated        malt-worm 
puny                milk-livered        mammet 
qualling            motley-minded       measle
rank                onion-eyed          minnow 
reeky               plume-plucked       miscreant   
roguish             pottle-deep         moldwarp         
ruttish             pox-marked          mumble-news 
saucy               reeling-ripe        nut-hook 
spleeny             rough-hewn          pigeon-egg
spongy              rude-growing        pignut
surly               rump-fed            puttock 
tottering           shard-borne         pumpion 
unmuzzled           sheep-biting        ratsbane 
vain                spur-galled         scut 
venomed             swag-bellied        skainsmate 
villainous          tardy-gaited        strumpet 
warped              tickle-brained      varlet 
wayward             toad-spotted        vassal 
weedy               unchin-snouted      whey-face 
yeasty              weather-bitten      wagtail

Comments

Jason Robb
1 Oct 2008

Hahaha, this is great. Thanks for the laughs. Peace! Jason

Free Language
18 Oct 2008

Brilliant - quite entertaining and hilarious. You saucy knotty-pated strumpets!

Rory
9 Nov 2008

Ha! LOVE this, you yeasty unchin-snouted whey-faces! Now this is what I call USEFUL English!

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